| Hello boys and girls.
Today my D: drive died on me. It is horrible! This is the third time my collection of Mp3 have been destroyed by the faulty hard drive. The result: I had to reinstall everything, even my C: drive... My whole windows screwed up thanks to Mr. D:
Anyhow, I got myself a four-pack of "the Simpsons: Mmm...Cola: Format Homer." What this is, is a 473mL can of pop that has 25% less sugar than Coke or Pepsi.
"Mmm...Colaaaa...Rrrr.rr..mmm" As Homer would say.
This is just the type of cola I needed, after pulling out weeds in the front and backyard. The pain I have to go through to prepare for a garden. Weeds are the bane of my existence. None of the fun of gardening (ei. planting stuff) can begin until I get the groundwork going right.. What's more is...There are always alot of ants around weeds and under them.
Speaking of ants, the other day I was cutting branches off these tall evergreens behind our yard with my axe and saw, because there were alot of dead branches. And after disturbing one particular tree, whom I have now given the name "Treebeard," (For you Lord of the Rings fans) 'he' sent an army of ants at me to defend himself. (Damn you Treebeard, damn you!) Apparently a whole colony of ants lived on top of the tree, and in a very straight and orderly line, like in the flick "Antz," thousands of angry red ants began their march at me. Before even one landed however, I had the trusty"Ant Killer (tm)" dust in hand and poured it around the tree's base. To my delight, the first wave of ants fell to my deliciously evil trap and got dust all over themselves ("My eyes, Oh my eyes!"). The second and third wave, however, were smart and turned around running for their lives. With no escape, I hope they will starve on the tree. The "War with the Ants" has lasted for nearly two months now, and after a few cartons of ant dust, they are moving further from the house.
This concludes this lastest chapter to this battle. Ivan will prevail!
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<---- WTF face??? Nice....Maybe I will like Xanga afterall.